1. Thou shall advice all sane men to stay away from marriage and girlfriends.
2. If you dont heed to Rule 1, then always listen to your wife and do not argue with her!
3. To be scared of your wife means going to heaven but when you’re not scared, you are in heaven!!
4. “We need to talk” is a dangerous statement and reminds you of all the sins that you’ve committed or not!
5. Women are the foundation stone for any civilization. Thats why they need to be laid!
6. Never call your wife/gf fat. You’ll forget food for quite sometime!
7. Never Q your wife….she gets to Q not you!
8. If your wife disagrees with you, that thought didnt even come in your mind!
9. Imagine life would be so nice without the remote control. Who needs it anyways?
10. If you dont follow any of the above rules, then remember Rule 3!!!
Coming nest #LeaiaLites!